TOTAL

TOTAL
Originally uploaded by Woods Babe.

Poor Geoffrey, his momma told him not to exceed the speed limit and obey all the rules of the sky. He had just gotten his learners wings and couldn’t resist – faster, faster, faster – then suddenly out of nowhere an Archaeopteryx crossed his path! He swerved left then right - wobbling, foot over head. His mind racing – SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN!! It was to late as he lost control spiraling towards land. THUMP! - In a flash, it was all over. Geoffrey’s head was seeded at least 3’ in the ground and hurt real bad. He could hardly move. All he could think of was how mad his momma was going to be.

Momma - “How many times have I told you to not fly recklessly?!"
Goeffrey - "but momma..."
Momma - " You never pay attention!"
Goeffrey - "but momma..."
Momma - "you could have gotten hurt or worse, killed a peasant before we needed him!!"
Goeffrey - " but..."
Momma - "Until you can keep your mind on your flying YOU ARE GROUNDED! I have never seen anyone that is a TOTAL mess up as you!”
Goeffrey - "OH MOMMA!"

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Babe